January 2012
46 posts
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gaymer-master:
A Hymen Made of Wood
OW
divination:
fuck society quit school and never do laundry ever again
What a pedantic and insufferable being.
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Let's dedicate 72 minutes of silence to megaupload
Man, I get weird at night.
weirdER, whatevER.
“did you know the same way that your mouth moves when you say the word poop is...”
– jonsn.tumblr.com
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I started making pizzas at work so I don’t have to pay for my own food when I’m waitressing.
I’m a pizza parent.
You can eat my children.
It’s okay.
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You guys,
why don’t I have a boyfriend when I always smell like pizza?
supjasmine:
Never cheat on a woman that holds you down when no one else does.
Uhh, never cheat on anybody.
“If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would...”
– Kurt Vonnegut- the final lines of Cat’s Cradle. (via ex-cathedra)
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my chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it
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I had a nice stay in Chicago, got back to DC to a vagrant Rita squatting in my apartment and cooked her fried rice at 4:30 am when she decided she wanted to drive instead of sleep. I just woke up and it’s really late and I need to get to real life stuffs and soon.
December 2011
35 posts
Why am I awake? Why am I awake and watching Kim... →