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Why are you wearing the baggiest suit, Svante? How can I possibly pay attention with you in it. Don’t do this to me, Svante.
those are literally my legs and then my fingers pretending to be legs (not literally legs).
i am being literally literal literally always.
wait let me tell you how i am concerned about literally everything.
drunk and literally cuddling with a bottle of Jim Beam now and watching TED talks.
Avoid Smoking Cigarettes
I’m trying not to buy a pack of cigarettes for a week and the result is me wanting to eat everything, but not eat cigarettes.
PSA
I’m the dumbest.
Sat here on tumblr and craigslist while I missed work because my brain can’t organize the days of the week even.
I usually hate group critiques
but I’m making a website about H.P. Lovecraft and I got the feedback “Good use of tentacles” a lot and that’s pretty okay.
‘pizza’Alice is pretty sure you’re just gonna fuck me
because of course I have no say in this
A tumblr rapist probably would use free pizza as bait.
Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.
“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”
This lady is one of my favorite of ladies.
I am going back down to DC soon … maybe I even still have friends there
DC is the land where I can give you free pizza or have lunch with if you wanted.
lush valentines giveaway!
hiya. i’m lois & i’m a wee bit lush obsessed! since it’s valentines in a few weeks, i thought it’d be nice to do a wee lush giveaway! i love giving people presents & making up a personalized lush valentines day gift set sounds like fun! ^_^
this giveaway will include:
lush - a million kisses lip tint;
This year’s most fashionable and romantic lips are most definitely going to be rosy! A Million Kisses is our special Valentine’s lip tint for kissable lips that smell divinely of roses.
The main ingredient in this luxurious balm is organic rose hip oil, which not only tastes delicious but works beautifully on dry skin. - Moisturising and rehydrating your lips to make them kissably soft. For the colour we’ve chosen a seductive deep ruby red; wear it with your “come hither” eyes for instant attraction.
lush - chou chou i love you toothy tabs;
The one thing you absolutely have to have on Valentine’s day is lovely sweet-smelling breath for all the kissing you’re going to be doing. These brand new Toothy Tabs are scented and flavoured with rose, so they taste like Turkish Delight and make sure you’ve got the sweetest smooches around during this, the season of romance.
lush - magic mushroom bubble bar;
Some like to say it with flowers, but if you really want to make an impression on your beloved then you can’t do better than a bunch of mushrooms! Our Magic Mushroom is possibly the cutest bubble bar we’ve ever made, and he’s back by popular demand for another shot with Cupid’s arrow.
Magic Mushroom’s bright red top is scented with our famous Vanillary fragrance, while his white stem smells of strawberries, making a yummy strawberries and cream combo that’ll give piles of fruity bathtime bubbles.
lush - love potion massage bar;
In days of yore, a young maiden with her eyes on a likely lad would ask the village wise woman for a love potion. These days a girl needs to take a more hands-on approach, so we’ve created this modern alternative which is sure to get you plenty of amorous attention from your special someone.
Love Potion is a massage bar with a difference. As well as the soft, melty cocoa and shea butters we’ve added some cornflour to the mix, which absorbs excess oils. So when the massage is over, you’ll be left with skin that feels soft and touchable, but not greasy.
Love Potion is perfumed with our best-selling Love fragrance; a light, sexy apple scent with citrusy top notes to inspire devotion.
lush - leap frog bath ballistic.
What could be more romantic than a fizzy amphibian with big red lips? Though Miss Piggy might find him attractive to look at, his true beauty only becomes apparent when he hits the water. He’ll fragrance your bath with a sexy perfume of jasmine, sandalwood and rose that’s sure to send you toadily wild for his froggy charms.
As 2012 is a leap year and according to an ancient tradition, February 29th is when the girls get to propose! So, in honour of this event, we decided to rename our famous Frog Prince Bath Bomb and bring him out to celebrate. And, if you’re wondering whether to pop the question, he might just help you make up your mind…
lush - sweetheart soap;
As one of the most sensual soap creations to ever emerge from the Lush labs, Sweetheart is a real stunner. It looks sweet and innocent in white and pale pink, but it lathers into creamy gorgeousness.
Sweetheart’s fragrance goes straight to the heart of the matter, with a sensual blend of jasmine, mandarin and vanilla to gently inflame the passions and get things moving in the right direction.
depending on how popular the giveaway is, i may include a sample or spritzer of 25:43 perfume!
i will also include a piece of angels delight & candycane soap & samples of the following;
- the comforter bubble bar.
- sweetie pie shower jelly.
- whoosh shower jelly.
- jilted elf shower jelly.
- trichomania shampoo bar.
- american cream conditioner.
- retread.
- rub rub rub.
- creamed almond & coconut smoothie. (rare, discontinued, retro).
- snow fairy.
- dream cream.
- vanilla dee-lite.
- creamy candy (body lotion. rare, discontinued, retro).
open to absolutely everybody! however, if the ‘winner’ is from the uk, i will also include a fresh face mask!
if you would like to take part, please like & reblog this post. each reblog counts as one entry, so the more you spread the word, the more chance you have of winning! a winner will be picked at random on the 13th of february (at the latest).
so, who loves lush? :) ♥
SO CUTE
This….this…is QUITE the giveaway! As a Lush employee, I know how much this stuff costs! Holy cracker jacks!!!!
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